PARIS: We are sharing this room with four other girls, Rory. Plus 10K Barbie- we have to stake out our territory.
RORY: Yes, and then we need to up your dosage.
PARIS: Look, a person comes in, they see a dent in the bed, possibly a hair on the pillow…
RORY: So the person’s David Caruso?
PARIS: They’ll figure that bed is taken. They will then move on to the couch or the rollaway.
RORY: That’s insane.
PARIS: Okay, suit yourself. [Starts to bounce on the bed. Rory soon follows suit on the other bed.]
RORY: And I was worried I would I feel stupid.
PARIS: Stupid but well rested.
RORY: How long do we have to do this?
PARIS: I think we’re good.
RORY: I’m really comfortable right now.
PARIS: Yeah, me, too.
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